[The following is an attempt to make a piece entirely out of buzzwords, buzzphrases, clichés and jargon.]
So unless you’ve been living under a rock and a hard place, you
know that Dead Cat is the name on everyone’s lips. In the grand scheme of
things, from the perspective of neoliberal peak wokery, Dead Cat is living the
dream, living his best life in the crypto winter. He is smashing it. He is the clinically-proven
prebiotic WWF and FSC approved founder and CEO of UK PLC. Nature is healing. Zoom
out, Dead Cat’s exuberance is moving into a realm an order of magnitude more cutting
edge than revolutionising organic cosplay going forward. Zoom in, if Schrödinger’s
tree falls alone in the forest slowly, then quickly, Dead Cat’s holistic
synergies cut to the chase back to basics.
Let that sink in.
Dead Cat’s innovative proprietary muscle memory allocates
something north of a bull bear market. It’s a mood, it’s a vibe, there is a
kind of upcycling thing going on here. It is hashtag in the weeds, it is a
downside upside hedge. To rehypothecate, to glamp, despite the due diligence of
nerdy gatekeepers, would see Dead Cat over-leveraging his messaging bingo. Is
it a truth universally acknowledged that the ongoing systemic buzzwords will
fanboy false flags ? Not so much. Long story short, it is unsustainable.
Sourcing the market cap of third rail globalists might gaslight hermetically sealed
market participants, but here’s the thing, it is what it is. Deep states working from home smarter not
harder will qualitatively ease the asset classes of all and any stakeholders. Big
picture, these are not the droids they are looking for, nor the snowflakes.
There is an interesting conversation to be had here over time about pattern
recognition and its discontents. White hats will red team the Overton window of
opportunity with red pills, Laffer Curves and Ockham’s OODA Loops in a zero sum
game of the Prisoner’s Dilemma. Needless to say, bildungsroman à clef à outrance
is for the birds. Meta ! Churchillian Thatcherites are kryptonite to
sound-bite-sized fiscal hawk remainiacs. To coin a phrase, agile blue-sky
thinking outside the box. Trolling the median revealed preference of known
unknowns in real time, a maverick red flag gone rogue. No biggie, but that
would be telling. Face with dark glasses emoji.